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Smurf 'choked to death' in restaurant, unnoticed by other patrons

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A smurf landed with ill-grace on Michigan County Coroner's slab this morning, after having choked the death the previous evening. The cause of death is as yet undetermined, but it is strongly suggested by those who saw the incident that he choked on food.

The smurf, as yet not officially named by officials, is said by friends to be Greg Croker, one of several of the Croker family who played roles on-screen during the cartoon series run in the 1980s. His death comes after a series of bizarre accidents that have beset the Croker family over the years, though many are perplexed by the apparent accident. Friend of the family, Gimme Winkles, said:

"It's very strange, and very sad. There he was, minding his own business eating pizza in a downtown restaurant. For whatever reason he takes a mouthful too many and *bam!* he's down and out."

Mr Winkles does, however, see a more sinister side to the incident.

"Well, let's not mince words here: this wouldn't have happened if he wasn't a smurf. That nobody bothered to try and help him is directly because of his color, and I think that's disgusting."

We interviewed one of the diners who saw the incident, and relayed Mr Winkles suggestion to her. Cathy Battes told us:

"What? Well, yes, I guess he's technically correct. The problem was that we thought he was doing a sort of skit and entertaining us. We were clapping away at the routine, it seemed very well practiced. But the real problem was - we didn't realise he was choking because he was already blue in the face."

The funeral is set for next Thursday, and all are welcome regardless of creed, color, race, nationality, pigment, skin condition, or hat choice.

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#1 @ 3 years ago
by Fred Kidd-Dunlap999 - Ghost

I thought it was funny.

7 comments, registered 4 years ago
#2 @ 3 years ago
by Philip Pullman7 - Ghost

Fred Kidd-Dunlap999 wrote

I thought it was funny.

Ooops, wrong post! :(.

3 comments, registered 4 years ago
#3 @ 3 years ago
by baby-voyage1992 - Ghost

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

3 comments, registered 4 years ago
#4 @ 3 years ago
by swim_hole - Ghost

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

10 comments, registered 4 years ago
#5 @ 3 years ago
by plantation-wheel152 - Quiet veteran

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

19 comments, registered 5 years ago
#6 @ 3 years ago
by Income Grass - Ghost

plantation-wheel152 wrote

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

Oh for the love of freckles. Whatever you say, charlie.

5 comments, registered 4 years ago
#7 @ 3 years ago
by Alexandre Dumas - One-off wonder

plantation-wheel152 wrote

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

Off topic. * shugs *.

1 comment, registered 4 years ago
#8 @ 3 years ago
by yoke_earthquake - Ghost

plantation-wheel152 wrote

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

None of that makes any sense. I can't decide whether I should find out when your next on holiday, take the week off, find out where you live, and spend a full seven days eating badly, and then shitting on everything you own.

2 comments, registered 4 years ago
#9 @ 3 years ago
by Zebra Care - Ghost

yoke_earthquake wrote

plantation-wheel152 wrote

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

None of that makes any sense. I can't decide whether I should find out when your next on holiday, take the week off, find out where you live, and spend a full seven days eating badly, and then shitting on everything you own.

THIS IS NOT JUST DUMP, IT'S OFFENSIVE DUMP.

5 comments, registered 4 years ago
#10 @ 3 years ago
by swim_hole - Ghost

plantation-wheel152 wrote

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

NICE WORK, FUNNY TYPE PERSON.

10 comments, registered 4 years ago
#11 @ 3 years ago
by McKinney - Ghost

swim_hole wrote

plantation-wheel152 wrote

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

NICE WORK, FUNNY TYPE PERSON.

What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy. Stop feeding the troll.

2 comments, registered 4 years ago
#12 @ 3 years ago
by floydholmes - Ghost

McKinney wrote

swim_hole wrote

plantation-wheel152 wrote

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

NICE WORK, FUNNY TYPE PERSON.

What a waste of everyone's time, effort and energy. Stop feeding the troll.

i did not not un-hate this. there are plenty of exquisite items on the television, also, - and this is ridiculous. :)

2 comments, registered 4 years ago
#13 @ 3 years ago
by crate-receipt272 - Ghost

swim_hole wrote

plantation-wheel152 wrote

swim_hole wrote

baby-voyage1992 wrote

OH BOY... SURE, WHY NOT.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ACE! A MASTERPIECE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITLE IDIOTS... :)

NICE WORK, FUNNY TYPE PERSON.

How droll. This is the most adequateest piec of poop I have ever read.

9 comments, registered 5 years ago

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