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As most kids, I was always a big fan of Yogi Bear. So when I heard that Boo Boo & Yogi were a pair I sent one of my field agents to investigate.

A park ranger directed Laughsend to a site where Boo Boo Bear periodically visits. Sure enough we caught up with the little guy sneaking into picnic baskets which didn't surprise us. What did shock us was when he stole some lipstick and blush.

Unaware he was being followed, Boo Boo scampered into another area of the woods. There he tried on the lipstick, blush and a short skirt hidden under some leaves. Our agent reported "He looked like
a little school school girl. He was shocked when I approached him.

"After calming him down he confessed the relationship with Yogi started with innocent bear hugs and eating each other's honey."

Boo Boo admitted they wanted to come out but the studios were putting a lot of pressure on them not to.

Boo Boo actually felt relieved after the interview and didn't care anymore. Boo Boo we wanna salute you for coming clean and opening the doors to other Looney Tunes, like Bugs, Daffy and Elmer. Come on guys it's OK to come out.

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