Excited man who walks sideways through airport scanner goes to Bangkok

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walking through JFK Airport today received a most unwelcome sight, as they witnessed what can only be described as a joke gone right. The incident, which occurred a week last Thursday, has allegedly left indelible scars on the minds of witnesses, after a gentleman wearing skinny jeans was seen entering an airport scanner sideways, only to later find that he was on his way to Bangkok. A horse with a long face and a bad cold told us:

"Really odd. I've never seen anything like it since we saw that Nun that day showing us that she was cross. We never did understand that, did we Charlie?"

Charlie was the horse's much smaller travel companion, who we don't need to introduce here for brevity's sake.

The skinny jeans wearing traveller, who was purported to be wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase "Confucious or bust!", has not been seen since, and journalists aren't allowed to hack into the airport systems anymore... thanks Obama! Rumours that a further gentleman was prevented from going through airport security because he had a spade on his head cannot be confirmed.