Fox News accuses Obama of being to blame for February sometimes having 29 days

Fox "News", somehow one of America's largest television broadcasters, yesterday accused President Obama of being wholly responsible for the leap-year. The accusation occurred during the evening Tell It How It Am slot, with dead-behind-the-eyes host Rachel Flagstone interviewing leading republican John Johnson about his johnson:

John Johnson began his explanation:

"Everybody knows that, when it's cold, their... well, you can't say it on television, but their trouser-noses, shall we say, shrink a little bit. Not too much in my case, but sometimes enough to turn an outie into an innie. But hey - you know, all of this is exacerbated by the fact that February, which is universally cold, around the whole world, is one whole cold day longer every four years. Now, if you take the average republican's age and divide it by four, you can see that there have been a lot of extra days in which our trouser-noses have been exposed, thus leading to our collective predicament."

"And this is, I'm sure everyone will agree, a fundamental problem with Barack Obama's legacy," Flagstone opined.

"Sure, sure. It's undoubted, Obama is absolutely behind maintaining the 29th of February. It is an Islamic act of terrorism that our Kenyan-born President has not only allowed to occur, but is also, by not fighting it directly, encouraging it to go on in the future. It's a despicable crime. Science shows us that we don't need an extra day every four years, because God did not create dinosaurs."

Obama has yet to respond to the claims directly, although every single one of the 14,412 Facebook accounts that pretend to be him have changed their status to "Offline; seeking trouser-nose".

Fox is no stranger to accusing President Obama of being behind many of the world's more perplexing issues, such as the falling of leaves in Autumn, and why Batman isn't real. Famous republicans, Insane Clown Posse, have also previously laid the question of "Magnets, how do they work" at the feet of Democrats.