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The whole of Russia breathed a sigh of relief earlier today as they finally won another match at the FIFA World Cup for the first time since 2002. It was only the World Cup host country's third win since the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

Speaking to the media earlier today, minutes after his team totally outclassed a hapless Saudi outfit by a 5-0 margin at a packed and ecstatic Luzhniki Stadium, Russia's Coach Cherchesov Stanislav was all smiles as he said:

"Whew! That's a relief. We all knew how difficoolt eet was going to be playing een front of sooch a large crowd like that. Thee boys were very nervous before thee game and I tried my best to geev them thee soundeest advice. I told them that they are doing thees for Mother Russia. They have to go out there and geev it their best. Thee Russian people are expecting us to do well and that we moost not let them down."

He went on:

"I told them that they shood forget what happened in thee friendlies because thees is thee real deal. They moost go out there and play thee match of their lives. And that was exactly what they deed. I am so proud of them. 5-0. Thees is our best opening win at thee World Cup in years. But I have to say that thee home support was very eemportant. We could not have done it without thee patriotic Russian fans in thee stadium cheering us on to victory."

He continued:

"If Cheryshev keeps up his goal scoring ways he cood be headed for the Golden Boot. But frankly speaking, we moost not get too ahead of ourselves. We moost take it one game at a time. Our eentention is to ween thee group so as to avoid a potential meeting with Spain in thee second round. Although Portoogal cood also prove to be quite a challenge too. Our intention is to make at least thee quarterfinals. Then I can say that we have made progress."

He concluded:

"Eef not, then I am afraid that eet will only show that we have wasted thee last four years and that we would have let down a whole country; especially President Putin who ees steel desperate to make Russia a superpower once again. So, our performance at thees World Cup goes way beyond just winning matches and potentially winning a trophy. Thee most eemportant theeng is too satisfy a beeg ego."

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#1 @ 3 months ago
by ducks treatment - One-off wonder

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#2 @ 3 months ago
by BLADE RUNNER7 - Ghost

ducks treatment wrote

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#3 @ 3 months ago
by josephine barajas - One-off wonder

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

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1 comment, registered 1 year ago
#4 @ 3 months ago
by nest_goldfish911 - Ghost

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

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5 comments, registered 2 years ago
#5 @ 3 months ago
by Mario Puzo251 - Ghost

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

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8 comments, registered 2 years ago
#6 @ 3 months ago
by Your Goofness - Writer

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

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1 comment, registered 4 months ago
#7 @ 3 months ago
by Matrix - Ghost

josephine barajas wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

I am surprised more has not been made of how terrible this is. Who genuinely wrote this - someone with chunks missing from there head?

im furious that people have to read garbage like this. here is the clear master of deflecting attention.

3 comments, registered 5 years ago
#8 @ 3 months ago
by BLADE RUNNER7 - Ghost

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

9 comments, registered 4 years ago
#9 @ 3 months ago
by Raja - Writer

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

IF I GIVE YOU TOO MANY MONEY, WILL YOU GO AWAY?

:(

3 comments, registered 3 years ago
#10 @ 3 months ago
by Mario Puzo251 - Ghost

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

OH SHUT UP. I HAVE SERIOUSLY ENJOYED THE ITEMS ON LAUGHS END, BUT IT'S ALL TIRED NOW.

8 comments, registered 2 years ago
#11 @ 3 months ago
by BLADE RUNNER7 - Ghost

raja wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

IF I GIVE YOU TOO MANY MONEY, WILL YOU GO AWAY?

:(

off topic.

9 comments, registered 4 years ago
#12 @ 3 months ago
by YakBridge7 - Ghost

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE.

:)

2 comments, registered 4 years ago
#13 @ 3 months ago
by dodie smith7 - One-off wonder

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

OH SHUT UP. I HAVE SERIOUSLY ENJOYED THE ITEMS ON LAUGHS END, BUT IT'S ALL TIRED NOW.

And your point is?

1 comment, registered 1 year ago
#14 @ 3 months ago
by earth-heat - Quiet veteran

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

OH SHUT UP. I HAVE SERIOUSLY ENJOYED THE ITEMS ON LAUGHS END, BUT IT'S ALL TIRED NOW.

I love this. :)

21 comments, registered 4 years ago
#15 @ 3 months ago
by shea1382 - Ghost

YakBridge7 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE.

:)

HA! HEH-HEH. :)

5 comments, registered 4 years ago
#16 @ 3 months ago
by David Bowie333 - Ghost

shea1382 wrote

YakBridge7 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE.

:)

HA! HEH-HEH. :)

I don't genuinely understand... and yet I do understand. :(.

4 comments, registered 8 months ago
#17 @ 3 months ago
by bonniehaas7 - Ghost

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

OH SHUT UP. I HAVE SERIOUSLY ENJOYED THE ITEMS ON LAUGHS END, BUT IT'S ALL TIRED NOW.

THIS ROCKS MY WORLD. HILARIOUS. FINE WORK.

:)

4 comments, registered 2 years ago
#18 @ 3 months ago
by Ip Man19 - Ghost

David Bowie333 wrote

shea1382 wrote

YakBridge7 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE.

:)

HA! HEH-HEH. :)

I don't genuinely understand... and yet I do understand. :(.

Whatever? I have a feeling I'm not the true audience for this.

2 comments, registered 5 years ago
#19 @ 3 months ago
by hedgehog yak7 - One-off wonder

David Bowie333 wrote

shea1382 wrote

YakBridge7 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE.

:)

HA! HEH-HEH. :)

I don't genuinely understand... and yet I do understand. :(.

I GUESS. IF I FALL ASLEEP AT ANY TIME, YOU'LL HAVE TO...

1 comment, registered 2 years ago
#20 @ 3 months ago
by NECK ANGER7 - Ghost

raja wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

Mario Puzo251 wrote

BLADE RUNNER7 wrote

ducks treatment wrote

There are all sorts of reasons to hate you, and this is one. This is utter poop.

mh. meh with meh on top.

THERE IS SOME EXQUISITE THINGS ONLINE, BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY DROLL. :)

I didn't read ths because it neither irritated nor pleased me. I also make obvious comments in real life. Snore. :)

IF I GIVE YOU TOO MANY MONEY, WILL YOU GO AWAY?

:(

i just don't like this kind of thing, and it really bugs me that everyone else thinks its ok. now listen here you little shits...

2 comments, registered 5 years ago

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