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Eurovision 2023: The King of Egg-cellence Encourages Mae Muller to Shellebrate

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In a stunning display of culinary wit, King Charles has announced that he will be "egging on" British Eurovision hopeful Mae Muller at next year's contest. In a private audience with the singer, the monarch reportedly praised her "cracking voice" and told her that he hoped she would "make it sunny-side up" in Lisbon. Although the remark has been seen as a slightly odd choice of words, it's not the first time that Charles has displayed an interest in eggs. He has long been a supporter of organic farming and has even been known to dabble in chicken-rearing, so it seems only natural that he would make a reference to the humble egg. Reaction to the news has been mixed. Many fans of the Eurovision Song Contest have welcomed the royal endorsement, eager for any chance to boost the UK's chances of success. "If anyone can give us the edge we need, it's King Charles," said one fan, "I just hope he doesn't chicken out at the last minute." Others, however, have been less enthusiastic. Some have pointed out that the royal family's involvement in the contest could be seen as undignified, and that the monarchy should stay out of pop culture altogether. "I don't want to see the Queen rocking out to Billie Eilish next," said one critic. As for Mae Muller herself, she seems to be taking the whole thing in her stride. When asked for a comment on King Charles' remarks, she simply replied: "I'm just going to do my best - and hopefully I won't end up with egg on my face!" With the contest still several months away, it's anyone's guess as to how Mae Muller will fare. But with the support of the king, and the UK's long-standing love for whimsical pop tunes, there's every chance that she could emerge victorious. So let's all raise a toast to the royal egg-cellence and hope for a sunny-side up performance in 2023!





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