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Bernie Sanders: Venezuela is a Socialist Utopia

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Socialist Bernie Sanders is praising Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and says that Venezuela is "doing fine" under his leadership. In an interview with the political website theleftisright.com, Sanders had this to say about the seemingly troubled South American nation.

"If one were to look at a fine example of Socialism at its best, one just has to look no further than Venezuela. This is a Socialist Utopia that should be the envy of people in Capitalist countries. No one has too much and everyone is satisfied with what they have. Why must one person have more wealth than another person like what happens in Capital countries? Is that fair?"

He continued:

"Capitalism is an evil system of greed and excessive spending. Socialism is a system of sharing what little you have, being contented and not trying to live beyond your means. This is what Mr. Maduro is trying to get the Venezuelan people to understand. But unfortunately the evil opposition in Venezuela is trying to convince the proletariat that Maduro is this evil tyrant who wants to oppress them. They want to revert to the days prior to 1998 when the oppressive Capitalist system dominated."

He went on:

"But twenty years on and we can all see how much Venezuela has progressed since then under Socialism and we all have the late great Hugo Chavez to thank for that. May God rest his soul."

He concluded:

"It's a pity that I couldn't get a chance to do a similar thing in America because unfortunately I lost the Democratic nomination to Hillary Clinton who, sadly, lost her bid for the Presidency to that pathetic excuse for a Commander-in-Chief, Donald Trump. That said, I do intend to run again for the Presidency in 2020 and hopefully I'll win my bid for the White House then I'll finally get my chance to transform America into a Venezuela-like Socialist Utopia."





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#1 @ 5 years ago
by jacobmooney - Ghost

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#2 @ 5 years ago
by McKinney - Ghost

jacobmooney wrote

I ENJOY THIS. I DID NOT NOT UN-DESPISE THIS.

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#3 @ 5 years ago
by Turtle_Basket - One-off wonder

McKinney wrote

jacobmooney wrote

I ENJOY THIS. I DID NOT NOT UN-DESPISE THIS.

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#4 @ 5 years ago
by h-gibbs911 - One-off wonder

McKinney wrote

jacobmooney wrote

I ENJOY THIS. I DID NOT NOT UN-DESPISE THIS.

Now listen here you little tssers... :)

What the... you don't understand schadenfreude do you? I hope you get hit by a rampagin bull. Why does this not seem to bother anyone else? :(.

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#5 @ 5 years ago
by McKinney - Ghost

Turtle_Basket wrote

McKinney wrote

jacobmooney wrote

I ENJOY THIS. I DID NOT NOT UN-DESPISE THIS.

Now listen here you little tssers... :)

i really love the things and comment's on this site. i want this printed on a mug. :)

There are plenty of majestic stuff that want made me cry, but his make's me want to cry.

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#6 @ 5 years ago
by jaguar-answer - Ghost

Turtle_Basket wrote

McKinney wrote

jacobmooney wrote

I ENJOY THIS. I DID NOT NOT UN-DESPISE THIS.

Now listen here you little tssers... :)

i really love the things and comment's on this site. i want this printed on a mug. :)

You know when you turn on the rdio and there are song lyrics in your head... that's like this moment. Seems wrong.

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#7 @ 5 years ago
by d_proctor - One-off wonder

Turtle_Basket wrote

McKinney wrote

jacobmooney wrote

I ENJOY THIS. I DID NOT NOT UN-DESPISE THIS.

Now listen here you little tssers... :)

i really love the things and comment's on this site. i want this printed on a mug. :)

Bad. This is the least sensical thing that I've ever read on web pages. :(.

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