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"If His Head Wasn't Attached, He'd Lose it, Too!" - Kathy Griffin

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The head, the decapitated head, the trump head, infamous to the internet and what is known as "society" today. It was a piece of art gone wrong, a mural of ketchup and cardboard that infuriated an entire portion of jackasses known as one whole political party, as well as the jackass known as their leader.

Kathy Griffin, 56, 110 pounds, tried to make a formal apology at a press conference yesterday, but couldn't quite keep from being, well, a comedian. She laugh-cried at the politician's family trying to "ruin" her, and bucked like a horse, rearing her teeth, when she said "they messed with the wrong redhead." Her fake tears made everyone in the live chat room basically say that were watching a set, and that the entire event was staged and scripted.

Griffin's Lawyer, Lisa Bloom, came to fight. With one viewer asking, "Is this even a real lawyer?" The answer is obviously no, but she was a better actress than Griffin by far in this three-ring-circus of a press conference.

Trump did not comment as he was escorted away by Melania, who still, would not hold his hand.





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