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The 44 dollar bill would be printed with Barack Obama's face on it.

Judge Karen would be made Supreme Court Justice.

A sign would be placed on the White House big and bold reading: BUILT BY SLAVES,

Reading of The Color Purple would be made mandatory for all elementary and high schools.

Everyone who voted for her would get a free car.

She would dump Stedman Graham.

Barack Obama would be her main advisor.

Courses like White Guilt Studies and How To See Racism In Every Situation would be made available at universities.

More schools would be built in Kenya.

Elderly white people would have to die.

All TV shows and movies would have to have at least two black characters in them. In the case of the movies, they would have to be given a main role.

There would be no more all white girl cheerleading squads or sports teams. They would be forced to embrace diversity.

Black History Month would be moved from February to January because it has more days.

New Age Religion would become the main religion in America.

More immigrants from Africa and the Caribbean - especially Haiti would be encouraged to come to America angering Donald Trump.

Black people, especially former First Lady Michelle Obama would feel proud to be American once again.

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Shea_L wrote

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NOUGHTS AND CROSSES111 wrote

Shea_L wrote

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Income Grass wrote

NOUGHTS AND CROSSES111 wrote

Shea_L wrote

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thing999 wrote

Shea_L wrote

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