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Dear Santa,

As an unpatriotic, America-hating, self-loathing, white, liberal male, this is what I want for Christmas:

(1). That all white people especially white male conservatives would recognize their white privilege and that such a thing exists.

(2). That all white people especially white male conservatives would acknowledge that they are in fact inherently racist.

(3). That impeachment proceedings would be brought against President Donald Trump.

(4). That he and his entire cabinet would have no choice but to resign when impeachment proceedings are brought against him.

(5). That Hillary Clinton would be sworn in as the next and first female President of the United States of America.

(6). That the White House would be repainted pink before Hillary moves in.

(7). That more immigrants from the Third World would continue to pour into America by the millions inevitably ensuring that whites would become the minority in the country.

(8). That Mt. Rushmore would be blown up. This would also apply to any monument honoring white historical figures.

(9). That the national anthem would be rewritten because it is racist.

(10). That the national flag would be redesigned because it is also racist.

(11). That all branches of the U.S. Military would be disbanded.

(12). That the U.S.A. would cease to become a superpower so that they will know what it's like to be bullied.

(13). That white heterosexual couples would stop having children.

(14). That legal gun-owners would have their firearms confiscated.

(15). That Hillary's politics would be so far left that the U.S.A. eventually ends up like Venezuela or better yet the Soviet Union…..under Stalin.

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#1 @ 7 months ago
by Led Zeppelin - Ghost

here is the clear master of deflecting attention. i just do not like this kind of thing, and it really bugs me that everyone else thinks it's ok.

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#2 @ 7 months ago
by simon-d7 - Ghost

I TOO LIKE TO SAY ARTICLES.

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#3 @ 7 months ago
by Seal_Religion666 - Ghost

I thought it was funny.

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#4 @ 7 months ago
by irene cuevas7 - Ghost

I do not know what to say. But whatever - it would b witty, and clever, and ... no, you are correct, it would not be. I might think about this later when I am doing something else. But I might not.

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#5 @ 7 months ago
by premiata forneria marconi - Ghost

irene cuevas7 wrote

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST IDIOCY I'VE EVER WITNESSED. HEH-HEH.

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#6 @ 7 months ago
by snailjelly - Ghost

premiata forneria marconi wrote

irene cuevas7 wrote

I do not know what to say. But whatever - it would b witty, and clever, and ... no, you are correct, it would not be. I might think about this later when I am doing something else. But I might not.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST IDIOCY I'VE EVER WITNESSED. HEH-HEH.

OH SHUT UP. IVE REALLY LOVED THE MATERIAL ON LAUGH SEND, BUT ITS ALL BORING NOW. :)

4 comments, registered 3 years ago

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