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Sasha Banks threatens Alexa Bliss on Facebook

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Sasha Banks, still upset that Alexa Bliss ran away from their match at Great Balls of Fire on Sunday night, has taken to social media to threaten the reigning Raw Women's Champion, demanding a rematch "anytime" and "anywhere". Banks didn't mince words as she verbally abused Bliss on the Champion's Facebook wall saying:

"You knew I whipped your ass sound and proper on Sunday night Miss Alexa Bitch. You are nothing more than a fucking coward who loves to run from matches. You are not even fit to be the women's champion. I am sorry that I didn't crush your damn chest and send you to the hospital when I flew off the table and dropped you with that double-knee kick. Let's have a rematch bitch. ANYTIME and ANYWHERE. You know that I am the better wrestler than you. You have no skills and no damn class."

Unfazed, Bliss had this response:

"Aw..... boo hoo hoo. It looks like little baby Sasha is still upset over her loss on Sunday. What's the matter? You still whining that you couldn't pin me in the ring so you had to attack me outside the ring when the fight was over? So who really is the one with no class here? You had your chance to win and you blew it. Get over it. Stop being a fucking sissy. If you were as good as you claim you are then you would have beaten me inside the ring. But you see that's the difference between you and me. You fight with brawn whereas I fight with brains. That's why I am still the Raw Women's Champion. And they say we blondes are bimbos. Guess who's the real bimbo now Sasha?"





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