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texas state fair's big tex burned to the ground!

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Today Texas biggest Texan was torches to death.

Not so much true.

He is though for sure is 62 years old, and stands 55 foot tall.

Been an icon of Dallas, and the state fair of texas every years since 1995.

Orginally he wore the biggest pair of Wranglers ever made. Pants had 12 foot sewn inseam!

Unfortunity big tex was torched in 2012, burning up his wranglers, and button up shirt.

Later he was fixed up again with new less ugly face and sporting some dickies top and bottoms.

Oh, Big Tex is alive and well now but the State fair opens Oct 2017 soon coming up soon.

You know where the state fairs is at? Its on 3921 Martin Luther King Jr., Blvd. Dallas, TX 75210, and just looking now I see that they are hiring. My question is how much they paying an hour, and is Big Tex going to survive this year?

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operation caterpillar123 wrote

WeaselMaid1984 wrote

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pain-fowl1967 wrote

Helen_Cardenas wrote

Al-Sawyer7 wrote

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