Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Tuesday, 11th Jun 2024

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

It's never too late to do that thing you always wanted to do. You know - the THING. The thing? You know. Weekend "raves" are not something that happen to you anymore. But it's okay, you have things like Wogan instead.

Jail sentences between 5 and 10 years may be applicable to your situation today.

Half of what you think you're good at is actually a complete fluke. This week may see the end of your futile efforts to get good at something.


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