Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 13th Jun 2024

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Don't be in the market for any of what anyone is selling. All the advice I could share with you would blow your mind and leave nothing to the imagination.

Not that today is going to be the worst day in your life, but...paraffin is an effective way of erasing memories.

The gongoozlers at your naked twister parties should at least be made to take off their shoes.


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