Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 13th Jun 2024
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Gemini
21 May - 21 June
Don't be in the market for any of what anyone is selling. All the advice I could share with you would blow your mind and leave nothing to the imagination.
Not that today is going to be the worst day in your life, but...paraffin is an effective way of erasing memories.
The gongoozlers at your naked twister parties should at least be made to take off their shoes.
Not that today is going to be the worst day in your life, but...paraffin is an effective way of erasing memories.
The gongoozlers at your naked twister parties should at least be made to take off their shoes.
Virgo horoscope
Your friends won't forgive you if you don't take the opportunity you are presented with. Your friends will call you......
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