Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Saturday, 15th Jun 2024

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star sign: Gemini


21 May - 21 June

The dead are unlikely to rise from their graves today, but this should not deter you from starting your "Anti-Zombie" fan club. Dandruff and bad breath is not the best way to ward off unwanted advances. Although, assuming that is your intention, you are definitely going about it the right way.

This horoscope does not afftect your statutory rights. You will win large compensation in a court case this month.

The darkness you experience when you close your eyes might be accompanied by a low demonic growl today.

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