Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Wednesday, 19th Jun 2024
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Gemini
21 May - 21 June
A horoscope writer nearby may suffer from brain-related, spirit-induced, pains over the coming months. This may cause the odd horoscope to be imperfect but tantalising.
The best way to undo your mistakes is to stand up, take a good look around, and then shout "Sorry chaps! Today has been one almighty cock-up and I'm very much to blame. If you need to give anyone a good kicking, I'm your person. Please form a queue, there will be no velvet rope so no pushing. Thank you.". We at Laughsend believe in honesty and integrity.
Angles may become a nuisance today, especially 90 degree angles. Boy - they're the worst!
Unrelated incidents may cherry bobsleigh rambunctious you today.
The best way to undo your mistakes is to stand up, take a good look around, and then shout "Sorry chaps! Today has been one almighty cock-up and I'm very much to blame. If you need to give anyone a good kicking, I'm your person. Please form a queue, there will be no velvet rope so no pushing. Thank you.". We at Laughsend believe in honesty and integrity.
Angles may become a nuisance today, especially 90 degree angles. Boy - they're the worst!
Unrelated incidents may cherry bobsleigh rambunctious you today.
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