Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Sunday, 2nd Jun 2024

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Parts of you feel like giving up the ghost today, but feeding those parts with ice-cream and bacon bits may revive them, to an extent. Your lack of modesty will cause you problems today, jackass.

Dismiss this horoscope at your peril: You WILL have sex today.


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