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Gemini
21 May - 21 June
Parts of you feel like giving up the ghost today, but feeding those parts with ice-cream and bacon bits may revive them, to an extent. Your lack of modesty will cause you problems today, jackass.
Dismiss this horoscope at your peril: You WILL have sex today.