Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 20th Jun 2024

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Accusing your friends of dastardly deeds is a good way to find relief after losing a "wacky race". Be cuddly today and possibly as fluffy as possible. Today might be a good day to walk around with your arms stretched forwards in a "mummy" style.


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