Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 21st Jun 2024
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Gemini
21 May - 21 June
When things are looking down, sit yourself down on the nearest swivelling chair and spin. If that doesn't raise a smile, then I'm all out of ideas. Eggs, flour, milk, potatoes, sage and onion stuffing - these are all the ingredients you need for a happy marriage and a pleasant evening.
Wearing gloves may make you feel like you're a master criminal, but you may be best to avoid wearing gloves with your name emblazened on the palm.
If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.
Wearing gloves may make you feel like you're a master criminal, but you may be best to avoid wearing gloves with your name emblazened on the palm.
If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.
Virgo horoscope
Your friends won't forgive you if you don't take the opportunity you are presented with. Your friends will call you......
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