Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 21st Jun 2024
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Gemini
21 May - 21 June
When things are looking down, sit yourself down on the nearest swivelling chair and spin. If that doesn't raise a smile, then I'm all out of ideas. Eggs, flour, milk, potatoes, sage and onion stuffing - these are all the ingredients you need for a happy marriage and a pleasant evening.
Wearing gloves may make you feel like you're a master criminal, but you may be best to avoid wearing gloves with your name emblazened on the palm.
If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.
Wearing gloves may make you feel like you're a master criminal, but you may be best to avoid wearing gloves with your name emblazened on the palm.
If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.
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