Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 21st Jun 2024

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

When things are looking down, sit yourself down on the nearest swivelling chair and spin. If that doesn't raise a smile, then I'm all out of ideas. Eggs, flour, milk, potatoes, sage and onion stuffing - these are all the ingredients you need for a happy marriage and a pleasant evening.

Wearing gloves may make you feel like you're a master criminal, but you may be best to avoid wearing gloves with your name emblazened on the palm.

If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.


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