Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Sunday, 23rd Jun 2024

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Gemini

21 May - 21 June

The chance for change has long since left you. Unwashed and lonely - don't let your future become this. Only you hold the key to getting yourself out of your personal gutter.

A lot of your work will be undone today as someone evil and vicious sets about making your life less nice.

This week may turn out to be a complete waste of all your time and efforts. Contemplate leaving your current situation at once.

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