Stories Archive by Month - February
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Subo Fanatic's Latest Quilt Held For Ransom!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were distraught today after their latest quilt was kidnapped and held for ransom. The quilt, the 300th to be made by the fanatics, was on its way to
Dr. Zaius Banishes Democratic Leadership To Forbidden Zone
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Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset
The following 'news' item is a load of rubbish.
Unconfirmed reports are reaching SEN that Robert Pattinson is fascinated by Kristen Stewart's gusset. Disappointingly, the gusset in question is not the gusset you probably had in
The Monkees To Tour Britain For First Time In 12 Years
The Monkees will soon be back in Britain, reuniting for a tour to celebrate their 45th anniversary.
The fact that Justin Beiber will be 'opening' for them is a cleverly thought out ploy by their publicist
All the funny Britain's Got Talent stories making the headlines and news
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All the funny Britain's Got Talent stories making the headlines and news
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Added: 22 February 2011
"Arsenal To Throw Orient Replay For 'Massive Double' Bid" - Says Fabregas
Rumours trickling out of The Emirates camp today indicate that Arsenal are preparing to lose their Fifth Round FA Cup replay against Leyton Orient - in favour of serious bids to win the Premier Title
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Seeks Advice From Moammar Gadhafi.
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The "Sexually Provocative" Singer Rihanna Performs At The Nba All-star Half Time Show And Breaks Michael Jackson's "Crotch Grabbing" Record
LOS ANGELES - Rihanna who performed at the 60th Annual NBA Basketball All-Star Game half time extravaganza came pretty close to turning her performance into a nationally televised erotic sexploitation.
The singer came out wearing a
Is Our Scientific Research Becoming Too Suggestive?
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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