Stories Archive by Month - May
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Provincetown, Ma Judge Bans Private Nudity
Stating that current regulations against public nudity don't go far enough, Provincetown, MA judge Gordon Piper has now placed restrictions against nudity in ones own home, except the bathroom.
Oscar De La Hoya Finally Confesses
LOS ANGELES - Champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya finally admitted that he is reality slut Daisy De La Hoya of VH-1's trashy "Daisy Of Love."
Fin Dickers of Reality Star!Magazine fessed up to Daisy's
Ant And Dec Voted Off Britain's Got Talent
In a sensational programme last night, presenters Ant and Dec were voted off Britain's got talent in favour of an incontinent granny and a group of dancers performing in gimp masks.
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"Dancing With The Stars" Helio Castroneves Wins The Indy 500
INDIANAPOLIS - Helio Castroneves, a native of Brazil, has won this year's Memorial Day Indianapolis 500 Auto Race.
The Penske Racing Team member has now won the Super Bowl of auto racing a total of three
Michael Jackson Threatens To Pull Out of UK Tour
Michael Jackson has threatened to pull out of his proposed London shows in a row over boiled sweets.
Although the promoters agreed to Jackson's demands over champagne, five star accommodation and caviar, they were not prepared
Britain's Got Talent, Show Has One Flaw Aside From That Ass, Cowell
Once again Susan Boyle wowed the audience to their feet went a great rendition of "Memories" from the Broadway musical Cats and everyone knew she had nailed it. The Scottish Virgin had struck again, and
Susan Boyle Sings Her Way Into The "Britain's Got Talent" Semi-finals
LONDON - Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old singing sensation says she wants to win "Britain's Got Talent" grand prize of 100,000 pounds ($159,000 U.S.) so bad she can taste it.
The Scottish lass in her latest performance
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