Stories Archive by Month - May
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Phil Brown Cd Out On Tuesday
There were fantastic scenes at the KC Stadium in Hull this evening when, after surviving the ordeals of his first season in the Premier League, Hull City manager Phil Brown said thank you to the
Man With World's Smallest Penis Dies of Triple Cialis/viagra Cocktail
Johnny "PeePee Gone" Waters, the man with the world's smallest penis has died from an overdose of a triple Cialis/Viagra cocktail according to police in New York City.
"We think he had reached his limit with
Hull City Intend To 'Kick Lumps' Out of Manchester United - Brown
As the world waits to see if Premier League newboys Hull City can survive their first-ever season in the top flight on Sunday, their manager, Phil Brown, made a statement today saying that his team
Vanessa Hudgens & Brenda Song Fighting Physically Over West Side Story & Twilight Roles
Teen queens, Brenda Song and Vanessa Hudgens have been recently fighting physically over several film roles. The ''New York Times'' recently reported that Vanessa's lifelong ambition is to play the Marie, the female lead character
Amy Winehouse May Do British Concerts With Michael Jackson
The latest from a spokesman for Amy Winehouse says that his client is willing to perform on stage with Michael Jackson but then stated, "I'm reading this directly from Ms. Winehouse."
"Whenever Jacko gets himself together
Biden Leaks Ufo Secret
Washington DC -- Joe Biden gave away the ultimate top-secret of all time. The wacky Vice-President confirmed the existence of UFO's in a speech to a stunned audience of scientists yesterday. Mr. Biden was informed
Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt
German porn star, Cora, came unstuck yesterday when she tried to break the world oral sex record by servicing two hundred men, and ended up in the hospital.
Cora, who is currently under investigation by the
Is Susan Boyle's Boyfriend Breaking Her Heart?
According to several reports on the internet lately, Susan Boyle's love life has hit a snag as the man she loves, 66-year-old, Helmut Glaser from back home has no plans to marry at the present
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