Stories Archive by Month - September

After years of seemingly-futile, actionless complaining about his stressful job, dead-end career, small house, and lack of money, Philadelphia, PA resident Collin Barker woke up today to discover that nearly all aspects of his life

CAPE COD, MA - The Massachusetts Division of Marine Fisheries has been tagged by two great white sharks off Cape Cod, state officials said Sunday. Friday evening's event marked the first time a great white shark

Vatican Rebels Plot to Replace Ailing Pope with Used Car Dealer! Self-Styled 'Pope of Birmingham' Plans to Pursue 'Christ Through Car Sales' - Offers Free Absolution With Every Major Service!

From the left, but always right. Commentary by Lefty Winger.

Chatham,Ma/ Woods Hole Oceanographic News - In a final lifting of his middle finger to the constituents that paid his way for over 55 years, deceased Senator Edward M. Kennedy had one parting shot to

Hollywood, CA - Movie World Extra has uncovered what might be a sensationalist's dream! A Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner wild threesome...Complete with photos!!! The threesome rumor has been circulating for sometime ever since hot...

Glendale, California - They\'re back. Well at least for a few minutes anyway before they were all dispatched back to the netherworld from which they originated. I am, of course, talking about "The International \'Thriller\'

An apparently unhinged Jordan slammed, blasted, rapped and hit out at estranged hubby Peter Andre yesterday, during an emotional performance on breakfast television. The 31-year old glamour girl and professional attention-seeker -real name Katie...