Stories Archive by Month - September
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Chinese 'Spy-in-the-sky' Satellite Filmed Maddie In Libya?
Nanjinxed, China - (X-Files): China's Purple Patch Observatory is to release its 2009 solar eclipse footage after a rogue UFO was reassessed as a possible sighting of Madeleine McCann.
The 40 second clip shows Maddie
Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson\'s Humanitarian Record
LOS ANGELES, CA - In an effort to raise money to pay for the King of Pop\'s funeral, the cash-strapped Jackson family auctioned off Michael\'s humanitarian record today to the highest bidder.
Going once, going twice...
Jon & Kate Gosselin Attempt To Join Mile-high Club Before Divorce Final?
After months of speculation, the 10-year marriage of Jon & Kate Plus 8's stars Kate and Jon Gosselin appears to be coming to an end, or so my sources tell me. However, they may have
Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother
NEW YORK CITY - After months of lots and lots of speculation, intonation, contemplation, and guesstimation, unnamed reliable sources have stated that Martha Stewart is in fact Kristen Stewart's biological grandmother.
Martha who is 68, and
Stewart Engages Lautner, Pattinson Furious!
TWILIGHT ZONE, British Columbia - Hell hath no fury like a British actor whose meat ends up going somewhere it was not supposed to go.
The pale actor with a dark demeanor, who normally prefers his
Robert Pattinson Possessed By Michael Jackson?
According to Kristin Stewart, co-star Robert Pattinson has began acting very strange of late.
"At first, I thought Rob was just screwing around, something he always enjoys, and singing some of Michael Jackson\'s songs. I mean
Controversial Obama School Speech To Introduce New Presidential Youth Program
President Barack Obama\'s scheduled speech to the nation\'s school children, scheduled for September 8th, will introduce his new national youth program. The group, called The Obama Youth For Change, will be open to all school
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