Stories Archive by Month - September
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Tropical Storm Hermine Disappoints Cable News Networks
MIAMI - Forecasters say Tropical Storm Hermine (hur-MEEN') has crossed into Texas.
Hermine rolled into Texas Tuesday morning with maximum sustained winds of 60 mph (95 km), disappointing all cable news networks (CNN, Fox News, MSNBC,
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Neil Young Learns New Chord
(Los Angeles)- Rock legend Neil Young has reportedly learned to play B-flat on the guitar, bringing his total of known chords to six.
"It's the first new chord he's learned since 1979," says Young's agent
Rooneygate: Has Wayne Rooney Been Texting A 5 Year Old Romanian Demanding A Spitroast?
It's the question on everyone's lips...has Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney been texting a 5 year old Romanian girl demanding a spitroast with her and an unnamed colleague?
The answer is, of course, no,
What Google's Bouncy-ball Logo Means: "Get A Girlfriend!"
Doctors say that if you are wondering what's up with today's Google homepage, fear not: The answer exists in the Big G.
Made of blue balls. Get it?
"It is code for 'Welcome to the nerd
Rooneygate: Did Sponsor Slogans Drive Wayne Rooney To Jennifer Thompson?
In a startling outburst to assembled journalists and world media waiting at the Swiss airport where the England Team arrived ahead of their crucial match against Switzerland, Wayne Rooney snarled at reporters as he gave
Wayne Rooney's Prostitute 'Juicy Jen' Says "I Am Not A Call-girl But A Horizontal Cheerleader"
£200 an hour hooker Jennifer Thompson, who disclosed that she had provided sexual favours to footballer Wayne Rooney in return for dollops of cash, denied she is a call-girl, insisting that she would call herself
Top 11 Classes Geeks Will Not Be Taking
It's back to school time, so we compiled a list of 11 classes that geeks won't be taking this fall...
Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers
Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further.
The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League
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