Stories Archive by Month - September
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Alex Reid Discovers Chilean Miners In Wife, Jordan's Vagina
In a quite startling news story today, Alex Reid, husband of Katie Price aka Jordan, has reportedly discovered six Chilean miners inside his wife's vagina.
A spokesman for the San Antonio Metal Mining Company confirmed that
Jennifer Thompson Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Season of Dancing On Ice
LONDON - The producer of the popular British show Dancing on Ice, Burgess Willowhouse, has just announced that he has asked the very popular prostitute Jennifer Thompson to appear as a contestant on the next
World's Saddest Superstar - Keanu Reeves - Accidentally Spends His Birthday In A Warehouse Instead of A Whorehouse
Action Hero's Sandwich Vendor Opens his Heart to this Reporter.
Ever since achieving worldwide fame with the Matrix trilogy, Hollywood Superstar Keanu Reeves seems to have descended into a world of greyness.
Countless "Sad Keanu" websites
Book Review: Don't Let Out The Magic Smoke
As the publisher of a site that gets a fair amount of traffic, I get pitches from tons of PR firms wanting me to link to or post content about their linkbait list, new flash
Kat Von D Is "Ashamed" of Mexican Heritage, Relationship With Jesse James
Tattooed butter-face Katherine Dumpkoff -- known to those with meth addictions and basic cable as Kat Von D-- says that she is "ashamed" to be dating Jesse James, and is ashamed as well of her
Jennifer Thompson's Dad Says He Won't Cash In Because His His Hooker Daughter Screwed Wayne Rooney At The Lowry - Apologises To Coleen
The father of Wayne Rooney sex scandal hooker Jennifer Thompson has denied that he will make any attempt to cash in on the fact that his daughter has knobbed a number of Premiership footballers for
Kim Kardishian And Justin Bieber Are Innocent
Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber do a photo shoot together as an intimate couple for the upcoming issue of Elle Magazine. In the photos Bieber, 16, takes photos of Kardashian, 29, while she is dressed
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Winner Abused By Bonkers
There were ugly scenes outside the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire studios this week when an angry couple confronted a winner as she left the building.
In an episode to be shown in two weeks,
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