Stories Archive by Month - September
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'Simon Cowell Ate My Beaver!' Sobs 'Britain's Got Talent' Victim
Distraught talent-show contestant Marlene Ling claims that 'Baps', her trained beaver, was killed, cooked in a stir-fry Thai Red Curry and eaten by TV supremo Simon Cowell.
"I'm gutted. Just like my poor Baps." sobbed
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Added: 09 September 2010
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Isle of Wight Excitement Over Johnny Depp Visit
Hollywood fever gripped the Island yesterday when Johnny Depp was reported to be visiting Alum Park and the Needles.
The Pirates of the Caribbean was said to have been seen around lunch time with his French
Lady Gaga Gets Makeup Tips From Raccoons Invading Nyc
There have been so many raccoons spotted in New York City lately that a bill has been introduced in the City Council requiring the city to be responsible for trapping these uninvited visitors.
Quran Burning Church To Merge With "God Hates Fags" Church
In a not too surprising pair of coordinated press releases, Shirley Phelps-Rogers of Westboro Baptist Church and Rev. Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center today announced plans to merge into a single hate filled
"Juicy Jeni" Scores Big Adult Sex Toy Endorsement From Arkansas Mail Order Company!
A spokesman for the marketing company representing Wayne Rooney's practice goalie, Jenny Thompson, announced today the industrious sex worker scored big outside of Rooney's bedroom with a 'high 6 figure endorsement contract with a
Rooney Third-string Hooker: Coleen Family 'Mad At World Cup Gambling Losses'
Manchester - (Mug Punter News): Yet another seedy Rooney slapper pitched in today claiming World Cup gambling losses 'have sent the McLoughlin family mental'.
Alleged Roo third string Samii Darnley claimed Wayne's screwing around with pro
James Bond Retires Suit For Business Casual
Elegant British super spy and womanizer James Bond is ditching his iconic Savile Row suits and other formal wear to sport a more casual look, an MI6 spokesperson says.
"Agent 007 isn't immune to the times,"
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