Stories Archive by Month - September
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Rooney Second String Hooker Helen Wood: Curse of La Cervara Hexed Wayne/coleen Nuptials
Manchester - (Gonads): The slinky Salford slapper has blamed an ancient Roman curse for blighting Wayne and Coleen's nuptials.
Helen Wood, 23, whose three-in-a-bed antics have rocked the nation, said today the 2008 La Cervara ceremony
Bob Crow To Be Knighted?
Millions of Londoners, struggling to make their way to work in the teeth of the London Underground strike were left absolutely gobsmacked as rumours surfaced that RMT union supremo Bob Crow is to be knighted
Noel Gallagher Pays 25 Million Euro For Irelands Iconic Rock Venue, Slane Castle.
Noel Gallagher has paid a reported 25 million Euro for Slane Castle in Ireland's County Meath.
Set in the middle of a 1,500 acre estate surrounded by stunningly beautiful valleys and woodlands on the banks
Daily Links - 9/8/10
World's Largest Pool -
Wow, that's big.
Bad Pizza -
There's no such thing as bad pizza.
Top Web Scams -
Of the decade.
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Rooney Invests In New Amsterdam 'Super Brothel'
As news continues to break of Wayne Rooney's interest in Manchester prostitutes in general and Jennifer (Juicy Jeni)Thompson in particular, we can exclusively reveal that Rooney is a major share-holder in a new 'Super Brothel'
Lindsay Lohan Has Called Roger Clemens And Told Him Prision Isn't So Bad If You Look Like Her
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict, inmate, and prisoner, has reportedly called up the once baseball hall of fame shoe-in Roger Clemens and tried to make him feel better about his legal situation.
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The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, And Iowa
LONDON - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that world wide sales of its brand new Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll are going through the roof.
Hasbroken spokesperson Lionel Drawbridge stated that the doll is really
Juicy Jenny Drummed Out of Union
Jenny Thompson - the hooker at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - is to be drummed out of the prostitutes' trade union for indiscretion.
"Juicy" first alleged she had bedded Rooney, before announcing that
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