Stories Archive by Month - November
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Idiot Returns $23,000 In Found Cash, Jewels.
New Jerseyans are scratching their heads over the story about two idiots; a woman who lost a backpack full of cash and jewels, and the moron who found and returned it.
Joseph Monto, a 33-year-old mechanic
Emma Watson To Gig With Taylor Momsen And The Pretty Reckless?
Seems like Parisienne born Brit actress Emma Watson has finally tired of being Hermione Granger out of the Harry Potter films and wants to grow up and live a little.
Currently studying in the USA where
Jimmie Johnson Outperforms Zenyatta To Win Breeders' Cup!
(Louisville, Kentucky) - NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Jimmie Johnson blew past the field to win the Breeders' Cup at Churchill Downs.
"I really need to thank my team for this big win," said Johnson, age 35.
Meanwhile,
Ashley Greene: I'm Not Quite Through With The Pattinson Hunt!
Ashley Greene says that everyone is so sure that Robert Pattinson is eventually going to marry his best friend, Kristen Stewart, but that she's not quite out of the running yet.
Greene, who also appears in
British Army Will No Longer Carry Weapons Into Battle
In late breaking news, it has been announced that the British Army will no longer march into battle carrying weapons.
The Ministry of Defence has received several complaints from members of the Taliban in Afghanistan. The
Bermuda Triangle To Take All The World's Nuclear Waste
The Bermuda Triangle, made famous by Barry Manilow, has finally discovered a use for it's ability to make things disappear: it will be used as a rubbish dump for the world's nuclear waste. However, some
Taylor Lautner & Taylor Swift Had Planned To Elope!
It has just been released in an interview with Taylor Swift that she and actor Taylor Lautner had planned to elope early this year but changed their minds at the last minute.
Taylor was being interviewed
Pelosi To Run For Minority Leader of The House
Nancy Pelosi, mother of five, grandmother of seven and looking twenty years younger than her age, is planning to run for Minority Leader of the House of Representatives. Three cheers! Why should any dame who
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