Stories Archive by Month - November
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Nocturnal Emittor Not Guilty of Indecent Act
A British man holidaying in Australia charged with conducting a lewd act in a public place, has been found not guilty in a landmark case.
Oliver Prestwick, from Bath, was arrested after complaints from a female
Cheryl Cole Reveals That Her Amazing Smile Is Courtesy of Boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough
LONDON - Cheryl Cole, one of the judges on the British reality show X-Factor was asked why she has been all smiles as of late.
Chezza, as the English affectionately call her, shyly blushed and noted
'Genital Warts Ruining Her Vocal Chords' Theory As Susan Boyle Pulls Out Early From Bribed of Britain Awards
London - (Premature Exacerbation Mess): She was to have sung 'Hound Dog' for Monday's Daily Smrearer-sponsored ceremony in front of Charles and Camilla.
But an emergency check-up on a sore throat has found a cluster of
Dog Unsatisfied After Simulated Sex
An Australian Rugby League player, Joel Monaghan, has upset the Canine fraternity by posting a photo of himself simulating a sex act with a Dog, named Poopoo, on the Internet.
'It was just a bit of
NASA Photos Confirm Comet Hartley 2 Looks Like Giant Misshapen Penis
NASA's spaceship, appropriately named 'Deep Impact,' send home pictures recently of what appeared to be a misshapen penis and realized it was the Comet Hartley 2. Scientists high-fived each other as they viewed the photos
Ian Dementia Smith Says Make Children Live In Stables To Stop Crime
Work and Pensions Secretary, Ian Dementia Smith, has announced today, that statistically, children from broken homes, are 9 times more likely to commit crimes, than those brought up in stable families, he was given this
One Direction Planning X-factor Defection To Dark Side
Two members of the boyband One Direction are believed to be planning to defect to the dark side of the music business. They have been offered an undisclosed amount of money to leave Simon
Exclusive - Wayne Rooney Will Never Play For Manchester United Again
As Wayne Rooney jets off to Nike HQ in the USA, as opposed to training hard for Wednesday's Manchester derby, sources state that he will never pull on the famous old red shirt of Manchester
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