A local man is said to be in a stable condition today after having been pulled from the jaws of almost uncertain death, but very certain need for antibacterial hand wash, following a toilet roll
Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger shocked the entertainment industry today by announcing that he's actually taken quite a shine to former X-Factor contestant and current 'I'm A Celeb' star Stacey Solomon.
Speaking from a skip
In a truly bohemian act of fearless iconoclasm worthy of the pallid Dracula parody that he so gorgeously and hauntingly is (pass my fan, mother, for I am a-swooning), wan, elegantly-wasted Twilight childe-vampyre
Bin Laden and his merry men (a modern day Islamic version of Robin Hood and his merry men not in green tights) are winning WWIII and this has been confirmed by the boss of UK
Top insiders from the X-factor are tonight blaming Michael Jackson fans for the demise of Aiden Grimshaw. They are rumoured to be contemplating having an inquiry to see if an angry message received from
XKCD -
XKCD creator going through some hard times.
Nuclearoids -
One of those chain reaction games.
Autopsy of a PIII -
Someone performs an autopsy on a
X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel's continued survival in the show can be explained by science claims a top boffin.
Katie survived on the show this week at the expense of Aidan Grimshaw amid claims that the
K. S. Trojan, famous author of "All Things Funny" is going after her alter ego for penning several pornographic poems without her knowledge or permission and publishing them under the name Krazy K.
Asked how