BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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Gulf Spill Update- Bp Explores The Nuclear Option
After multiple failures in it's attempts to plug it's out of control deep sea oil well in the Gulf of Mexico, BP has announced that it has begun a
Gulf Oil Spill: Bp Calls For Rival Firm Al Quaeda To Cap Flow
BP is finally beginning preparations for a serious attempt to curb the massive spill from its leaking well in the Gulf of Mexico by opening negotiations with top level management of their rival terror organization,
Andy Murray Has More Chance of Plugging Bp Oil Leak Than Winning A Grand Slam
What a great Bank Holiday Weekend to wake up British! Having tried old golf balls, desperate BP Executives have now asked national flop Andy Murray to let them shred his tennis kit and blow it
Bp Last Week: "Spill Tiny Compared To Ocean." Bp This Week: "Earth's Demise Insignificant Compared To Whole Universe."
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Jane Fonda Returns To Vietnam To Protest Oil Spill
Hanoi, Vietnam. Jane Fonda, looking green and a foxy sixty four, has returned to the place that brought her so much attention in the sixties. Hanoi was the capital of then North Vietnam
Cockney Market Trader Drafted In To Sort Out Bp Oil Leak
Cockney market trader and pub patron, Gordon Gorblimey-Bennet, of Brick Lane, The East End, is the latest consultant to be drafted in by BP after several failed attempts to cap the catastrophic oil leak in
Justin Lee Collins To Be Used In Deepwater Horizon Clean-up
TV presenter Justin Lee Collins has offered the untamed wilderness that is his hair to be used in the effort to mop up the huge amounts of oil currently leaking into the Gulf of Mexico.
Tony And Cherie Laugh Off 'Imminent Police Raid' Rumors
London - (Portents): Dulcet strains of The Godfather theme song 'Speak Softly Love' were heard wafting across Connaught Square this afternoon amid rumors that Tony and Cherie will be busted in the morning.
Inside their end-of-terrace
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