Gonads cause of world's problems

The male gonad, or scrotum, is said to be becoming the world's largest source of all problems, according to one study by think-tank OperaticSonatas. The think-tank, once used by President Clinton to look into the possibility of solving the world's food shortage using bees, released their findings several months ago, but the research had largely been ignored until now.

The gonad, the think-tank concludes, is capable of many wondrous and powerful things. The female gonad, no less powerful but rather less ubiquitous, is largely overlooked in the study, performed as it was by a group of misandrysts. In males, the gonad is said to become enraged by the violent and stupid masculine thought processes that, unchecked, cause the stupid and violent behaviour of men.

"The male gonad is singularly capable of transforming human beings into monsters," the report indicates. "By neutering the male at birth, we would expect to see that the resulting human becomes balanced, witty, charming, clever, amazing, artful - in short, everything that a woman is, without all that macho-male crap added on."

While many have dismissed the report as "disturbing" or plain "sexist", Laughsend feels that since it currently has a male only staff (though certainly not by policy!) we need to make sure that stories like this receive the airing they deserve.