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BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Bad Boy Surf Rap Artist Slippery Surfa finds himself facing legal terms!

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Aussie Surf Rap artist Slippery Surfa is making waves in the news this week, some might say its a full on heavy drop in!

Surfing Brand Ripp Curl employed Slippery Surfa to make a gnarly hard hitting rap track to use in their major stakes marketing campaign, trying to reach the new bling bling rap surfers out there who wouldn't normally buy their brand.

Ripp Curl advanced a large sum of money to Slippery Surfa to have him pen his unique style of wavy surfer rap. Slippery being the totally tubular surf trapper that he is immediately set to work and churned out a killer wavy drip drip Ripp Curl track.

Ripp Curl then decided without hearing it, they didn't want to use Slippery Surfas song and stated they instead were going to employ Jimmie Barnsy because they felt his style was more gangsta and on point with their demographic. Ripp Curl then requested their advance be returned by Slippery which we think to be a total kook move!

This is were it gets interesting, Slippery having spent the full advance on a solid gold diamond encrusted pimp watch to impress the bitches, which he keeps in his freezer cause its so icy. So Slippery told Ripp Curl he spent the advance on a pimp watch and he wasn't going to give it up no matter how hard they came at him. The ice on his wrist is here to stay!

Ripp curl is now being pretty aggro at the Slippery Surfa, possibly maybe jealous of his pimp watch.

Slippery released a video clip for his track aptly titled Ripp Curl in which he donned a pair of Quicksilver shorts because he said they fit better and had more room for his man junk. Ripp curl is pretty emotional about such a burn from the artist!

Ripp Curl is threatening possible legal action for Slippery Surfa being too "Amped" and "Extra" and because he is gaining too much attention for the ice on his wrist thanks to their advance payout.

We contacted Slippery Surfa for comment and he said he wants to thank his bitches, Adidas and Quicksilver and of course Ripp Curl for his Pimp Watch.

We contacted Ripp Curl but they have refused to comment.

Talk about a gnarly wipeout!

All information in this article is completely true in the fact it is spelt correctly, however the actual story is totally fiction. Don't be a kook.

Much like this article the gold watch photo is for entertainment purposes only. EAT PIZZA.

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#1 @ 6 months ago
by shea1382 - Ghost

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS UTTER NONSENSE. FACEPALM.

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#2 @ 6 months ago
by slumdog millionaire0 - Ghost

shea1382 wrote

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS UTTER NONSENSE. FACEPALM.

Hilarious. This is the most strange piece of work ive ever see. :)

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#3 @ 6 months ago
by PositionTramp - Ghost

slumdog millionaire0 wrote

shea1382 wrote

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS UTTER NONSENSE. FACEPALM.

Hilarious. This is the most strange piece of work ive ever see. :)

You're one of those people who has to think of the contrarian argument every time. It's not "playing devil's advocate" - it's called being a twat. Things that can become encrusted are worth more than you, you nipple.

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#4 @ 6 months ago
by slumdog millionaire0 - Ghost

PositionTramp wrote

slumdog millionaire0 wrote

shea1382 wrote

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS UTTER NONSENSE. FACEPALM.

Hilarious. This is the most strange piece of work ive ever see. :)

You're one of those people who has to think of the contrarian argument every time. It's not "playing devil's advocate" - it's called being a twat. Things that can become encrusted are worth more than you, you nipple.

Ha! :)

8 comments, registered 3 years ago

PositionTramp wrote

slumdog millionaire0 wrote

shea1382 wrote

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS UTTER NONSENSE. FACEPALM.

Hilarious. This is the most strange piece of work ive ever see. :)

You're one of those people who has to think of the contrarian argument every time. It's not "playing devil's advocate" - it's called being a twat. Things that can become encrusted are worth more than you, you nipple.

Edited: sorry, wrong post! There are a plethora of super item's on the teleision, also, - and this makes me cry.

4 comments, registered 3 years ago
#6 @ 6 months ago
by shea1382 - Ghost

slumdog millionaire0 wrote

shea1382 wrote

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS UTTER NONSENSE. FACEPALM.

Hilarious. This is the most strange piece of work ive ever see. :)

OFF TOPIC. LIKEABLE.

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#7 @ 6 months ago
by AA Milne - One-off wonder

slumdog millionaire0 wrote

shea1382 wrote

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS UTTER NONSENSE. FACEPALM.

Hilarious. This is the most strange piece of work ive ever see. :)

I'M OFFENDED THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SEE GOD-AWFUL LIKE THIS.

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