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Could a man with small hands really become America's next president?

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Yes he can! - according to a recent survey, polling over 20.000 American voters, cross-country.

But where does the experts land on the subject?

We sent Laughsend reporter, Bubba Rothschild, away from the buffet and out in the field to investigate - and he first went to meet with Professor Anakin Smith of the prestigious Medical Society, located just outside Pine Bluff Arkansas.

When quizzed on the issue; the professor said: “Well, I don’t see why small hands should be a problem for an elected president ... or anyone else for that matter. Big hands, small hands; both function the same.

Obviously, his handshake, applauding and condescending waving to the masses, would come across as being `less impressive.´ Just as he would have to battle the myth that small hands automatically means you’re also smaller than average elsewhere.

And here it's important to remember; the American voter like their presidents to be well-spoken, well-dressed and well-hung. Only exception I can think of was Clinton, who overcame it all by being a skillful politician.”

(BR)




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