A recent poll done by Sports Illustrated has concluded that Ice Hockey is a racist sport. The magazine surveyed one hundred people and came up with these conclusions:
(1). Not much effort is being made to get blacks and other minorities interested in the game.
(2). Only whites play it.
(3). The puck that they hit around is black.
(4). Minorities feel ostracized if they ever go to an Ice Hockey game due to their lack of representation.
(5) The "H" in NHL should really mean "Honkey."
(6). You only see white spectators at an Ice Hockey game which is reminiscent of a KKK meeting or worse yet a Donald Trump rally.
(7). Being around a bunch of white guys with sticks is scary as hell.
(8). The Hockey Players are always fighting yet they are called "professionals."
(9). When blacks fight they are called thugs.
(10). Whites don't want blacks to play it because they don't want them to dominate the NHL the way they do the NBA and NFL.