Brad Pitt gives real reason for Jolie split

Brad Pitt has revealed the real reason behind his split with Angelina Jolie. Speaking to Celeb News, the Troy hunk who first won legions of female fans around the world when he gave Geena Davis her first orgasm in Thelma & Louise, had this to say:

"I finally got fed up of putting up with her bizarre behaviour. Just imagine this is a woman who had her breasts, ovaries and Fallopian tubes removed so that she won't get cancer. Even though she never had cancer in the first place. I have to admit though that she is an expert in fellatio. She is much better than Jennifer in that regard. With lips like hers, what else can a man expect? That said, I think that there should be more to a woman other than what she can do with her mouth. When I was copulating with her after the double-mastectomy, it felt kind of weird. Like I really wasn't with an actual woman. I never had that problem with Jennifer. Just imagine this is a woman who once kissed her brother on his mouth on the red carpet and even wore a vial of her then hubby's blood around her neck. I was just thinking about what other weird things she may have made me do had I stayed with her. When you think of it, she is one hell of a scary woman. I simply couldn't take it anymore."

The Fury star concluded by saying that he wished Jolie good luck with the kids and even better luck finding a man with a fetish for breast-less, barren mothers of six.