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Brad Pitt gives real reason for Jolie split

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Brad Pitt has revealed the real reason behind his split with Angelina Jolie. Speaking to Celeb News, the Troy hunk who first won legions of female fans around the world when he gave Geena Davis her first orgasm in Thelma & Louise, had this to say:

"I finally got fed up of putting up with her bizarre behaviour. Just imagine this is a woman who had her breasts, ovaries and Fallopian tubes removed so that she won't get cancer. Even though she never had cancer in the first place. I have to admit though that she is an expert in fellatio. She is much better than Jennifer in that regard. With lips like hers, what else can a man expect? That said, I think that there should be more to a woman other than what she can do with her mouth. When I was copulating with her after the double-mastectomy, it felt kind of weird. Like I really wasn't with an actual woman. I never had that problem with Jennifer. Just imagine this is a woman who once kissed her brother on his mouth on the red carpet and even wore a vial of her then hubby's blood around her neck. I was just thinking about what other weird things she may have made me do had I stayed with her. When you think of it, she is one hell of a scary woman. I simply couldn't take it anymore."

The Fury star concluded by saying that he wished Jolie good luck with the kids and even better luck finding a man with a fetish for breast-less, barren mothers of six.

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#1 @ 1 year ago
by trouble dugong413 - Ghost

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

2 comments, registered 2 years ago
#2 @ 1 year ago
by Clocks Rate7 - Ghost

trouble dugong413 wrote

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

WHENEVER I THINK "I CARE", I ALWAYS THEN WONDER IF I SHOULD SEE THE OPTICIAN. BUT WOULD I? PUNS A-PLENTY. :-)

3 comments, registered 3 years ago
#3 @ 1 year ago
by hal-landry - Ghost

Clocks Rate7 wrote

trouble dugong413 wrote

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

WHENEVER I THINK "I CARE", I ALWAYS THEN WONDER IF I SHOULD SEE THE OPTICIAN. BUT WOULD I? PUNS A-PLENTY. :-)

Ditto.

4 comments, registered 3 years ago
#4 @ 1 year ago
by Kirsten, Lauren, and Anna - Writer

Clocks Rate7 wrote

trouble dugong413 wrote

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

WHENEVER I THINK "I CARE", I ALWAYS THEN WONDER IF I SHOULD SEE THE OPTICIAN. BUT WOULD I? PUNS A-PLENTY. :-)

Know I've seen a plethora of horrendously god-awful stories on the internet but this is the stupidest. :(.

1 comment, registered 1 year ago
#5 @ 1 year ago
by Clocks Rate7 - Ghost

fahlsa wrote

Clocks Rate7 wrote

trouble dugong413 wrote

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

WHENEVER I THINK "I CARE", I ALWAYS THEN WONDER IF I SHOULD SEE THE OPTICIAN. BUT WOULD I? PUNS A-PLENTY. :-)

Know I've seen a plethora of horrendously god-awful stories on the internet but this is the stupidest. :(.

THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF REASONS TO DESPISE YOU, AND THIS IS ONE. NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE TOSSPOTS...

3 comments, registered 3 years ago
#6 @ 1 year ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

fahlsa wrote

Clocks Rate7 wrote

trouble dugong413 wrote

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

WHENEVER I THINK "I CARE", I ALWAYS THEN WONDER IF I SHOULD SEE THE OPTICIAN. BUT WOULD I? PUNS A-PLENTY. :-)

Know I've seen a plethora of horrendously god-awful stories on the internet but this is the stupidest. :(.

That's what she said. There are plenty of super stuff inside online articles about this,, but this makes me throw up. :)

8 comments, registered 2 years ago
#7 @ 1 year ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

fahlsa wrote

Clocks Rate7 wrote

trouble dugong413 wrote

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

WHENEVER I THINK "I CARE", I ALWAYS THEN WONDER IF I SHOULD SEE THE OPTICIAN. BUT WOULD I? PUNS A-PLENTY. :-)

Know I've seen a plethora of horrendously god-awful stories on the internet but this is the stupidest. :(.

Hilarious.

8 comments, registered 2 years ago

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