Finch Faucet1965

Name: Ms Heidi Velazquez

Registered: 4 years ago
Number of comments: 8
Average number of comments / day: 0.01
User ranking title: Ghost

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Last 8 comments made by Finch Faucet1965

Comment from: Swedish Prime Minister tells country's women to dress more modestly to avoid immigrant sexual attacks

#2 @ 3 years ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

daughter-red panda7 wrote

How amusing.

Amazing! A masterpiece.

8 comments, registered 4 years ago

Comment from: Little Tommy's letter to Santa

#1 @ 3 years ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

Seems unlikely. :(.

8 comments, registered 4 years ago

Comment from: Brad Pitt gives real reason for Jolie split

#6 @ 3 years ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

fahlsa wrote

Clocks Rate7 wrote

trouble dugong413 wrote

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

WHENEVER I THINK "I CARE", I ALWAYS THEN WONDER IF I SHOULD SEE THE OPTICIAN. BUT WOULD I? PUNS A-PLENTY. :-)

Know I've seen a plethora of horrendously god-awful stories on the internet but this is the stupidest. :(.

That's what she said. There are plenty of super stuff inside online articles about this,, but this makes me throw up. :)

8 comments, registered 4 years ago

Comment from: Brad Pitt gives real reason for Jolie split

#7 @ 3 years ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

fahlsa wrote

Clocks Rate7 wrote

trouble dugong413 wrote

Oh for the enjoy of chalie. :(.

WHENEVER I THINK "I CARE", I ALWAYS THEN WONDER IF I SHOULD SEE THE OPTICIAN. BUT WOULD I? PUNS A-PLENTY. :-)

Know I've seen a plethora of horrendously god-awful stories on the internet but this is the stupidest. :(.

Hilarious.

8 comments, registered 4 years ago

Comment from: Obama Star Wars Dance-off to be immortalised in next film, Episode VIII

#3 @ 4 years ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

front string wrote

This is sheer poop. I loathe this kind of poop, so just accept that I'm true, dickwad's.

Steal your ideas much? Get bent, you butt.

8 comments, registered 4 years ago

Comment from: EU demands Brit condoms 10% thicker to ensure less pleasure and fewer accidental children

#2 @ 4 years ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

Helen_Cardenas wrote

I am offended that people want to read nonsense like this.

This is not just butt, it's offensive butt. Why does this not seem to bother anyone else?

8 comments, registered 4 years ago

Comment from: Trump may not be pleased, but Bernie doesn't seem to mind

#2 @ 4 years ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

Boundary-Direction wrote

Whatevr?

I have a feeling I am not the true audience for this. Edited: sorry, wrong post! :)

8 comments, registered 4 years ago

Comment from: Transformers 6 given go ahead by future movie disasters committee

#15 @ 4 years ago
by Finch Faucet1965 - Ghost

alice in chains 1760 wrote

modern times wrote

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stingray-apple wrote

davenport wrote

market activity wrote

amelie wrote

RMacdonald1986 wrote

amelie wrote

Beetle5174 wrote

cannon-jeans wrote

I AM FURIOUS THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SEE GARBAGE LIKE THIS.

Ooops, wrong post! Shut up, you nipple.

People claim to have died for our sins. I believe that's relevant somehow.

if i fall asleep at any time, you'll have to...

i did not not un-ca not stand this.
:)

Steal your ideas much? Your contradictng yourself. :(.

SURE, WHY NOT. NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TURN ON THE RADIO AND THERE ARE SONG LYRICS IN YOUR HEAD... THAT'S LIKE THIS MOMENT. OH BOY...

Whatever?

I LOVE THIS. EDITED: SORRY, FAKE POST!

I guess. I've really enjoyed th stuff on laughsend, but it's all samey now.

Have a feeling this sort of dump might just take over my entire life.

8 comments, registered 4 years ago
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