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Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump!

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Surgeons at the George W Bush Memory Memorial Hospital have claimed a medical breakthrough by transplanting common sense into US President Donald Trump.

After the operation, which lasted over 35 days, a spokesperson for the surgeons, who did not want to be named ("Why do you think we wear masks?" he added), said the operation had been one of the most difficult ever performed. "It was a team effort," he said. "We take a democratic approach which we find is more productive and leads to better results than one person making all the decisions."

When asked why the operation too so long, he said: "We had to battle a whole series of congenital afflictions including stubbornness, egotism, ignorance, stupidity and arrogance. We attempted extraction through the rectum but that was too big a job. We managed to push the infections to one side long enough to inject a small measure of common sense. It took 35 days for it to take hold.

"It's a fantastic result and a first for science. However, it's only a temporary solution and the effects are likely to reappear if the patient can't get his own way and throws another tantrum."

When asked what other ground-breaking techniques the team had planned, the spokesperson said: "Now we have proof of concept, the next step is to distil the process into a serum that can be injected into all politicians. But don't hold your breath for that one!"

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#1 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by Mouse-Advertisement13 - Ghost

IF I GIVE YOU SOME MONEY, WILL YOU GO AWAY?

4 comments, registered 5 years ago
#2 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by WingPunishment0 - Ghost

I want this printed on a hat. I can't agree more with this.

4 comments, registered 5 years ago
#3 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by hair kitten - One-off wonder

This rocks my world.

1 comment, registered 2 years ago
#4 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by PositionTramp - Ghost

WingPunishment0 wrote

I want this printed on a hat. I can't agree more with this.

I've see almost everything on the internet and this is better than all of that.

3 comments, registered 3 years ago
#5 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by slave_bears - Quiet veteran

WingPunishment0 wrote

I want this printed on a hat. I can't agree more with this.

Good morning sunshine. This is completely superb.

17 comments, registered 4 years ago
#6 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by wallace_harding79 - Ghost

PositionTramp wrote

WingPunishment0 wrote

I want this printed on a hat. I can't agree more with this.

I've see almost everything on the internet and this is better than all of that.

if i fall asleep at any time, you'll have to... oh shut up.

:)

2 comments, registered 5 years ago
#7 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by operation caterpillar123 - Quiet veteran

I NEED SOMEONE TO BRAND THE DOCTOR'S 3 WITH THE WOR 'NONSENSE' AS PUNISHMENT FOR THIS.

17 comments, registered 5 years ago
#8 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by HydrantGull - One-off wonder

operation caterpillar123 wrote

I NEED SOMEONE TO BRAND THE DOCTOR'S 3 WITH THE WOR 'NONSENSE' AS PUNISHMENT FOR THIS.

STEAL YOUR IDEAS MUCH? I'M SURPRISED MORE HASN'T BEEN MADE OF HOW GOD-AWFUL THIS IS.

1 comment, registered 4 years ago
#9 @ ~ 3 weeks ago
by clam-baboon - Ghost

operation caterpillar123 wrote

I NEED SOMEONE TO BRAND THE DOCTOR'S 3 WITH THE WOR 'NONSENSE' AS PUNISHMENT FOR THIS.

Whatever. Meh with meh on top. :)

3 comments, registered 2 years ago

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