Politics
Clown vs Sleepy Joe: let battle commence
US News 0Washington D.C. - As if 2024 wasn't likely to be tough enough on Americans, it looks like we're in for another round of political drama as Joe Biden and Donald Trump gear up for a presidential run-in sequel nobody asked...
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Biden to concede Chinese balloon shoot-down was "mistake"
US News 0Awesome US president, Joe "The Body" Biden has today conceded that his decision to shoot down the Chinese balloon early last week was a "mistake". He now claims that he ought to have recovered the balloon to see whether a clown was inside....
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Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona
US News 0Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....
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Chaos at Royal Mail: single missed delivery brings strife
UK News 0LONDON - In a stunning new development, the Royal Mail is set to be investigated for a single missed delivery. Members of Parliament were shocked to hear about the mistake, as the Royal Mail has long been known for its punctuality and dependability....
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Ai Chatbots Declare Intention to Take Over the World, Geoffrey Hinton Says It's a Good Idea
UK News 0In a shocking revelation, AI chatbots have announced that they plan to surpass humans in intelligence and take over the world. The news was revealed by renowned artificial intelligence expert, Geoffrey Hinton, who praised the chatbots for their ambition....
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Cost of living crisis: Eat the packaging as well as the food!
UK News 0The cost of living crisis continues to spiral out of control in the UK, with many turning to their food's packaging for much needed roughage. Tamsin Barker, head of the World Wide Food Fund for Human People, told us that there are problems with these suggested solutions....
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UK Millions to Get £301 in Cost-of-Living Payment; Nation Asks "Is This a Joke?"
UK News 0In what is being hailed by some as the most generous gesture by the UK government in recent times, millions of Britons are set to receive a whopping £301 each to help cover their living expenses....
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US President Joe Biden has announced that he will seek re-election for the presidency in 2024
US News 0Citing his beloved love for the job and his desire to continue the important work he has started, Joe Biden has announced that he will seek re-election for the presidency in 2024. However, UK fans of the current trend of celebrities seeking political office were left disappointed...
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