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"Triple-DNA" Baby Born in UK, Causing Confusion Amongst Geneticists and Aliens Everywhere
If Bread and Butter Were Ever Enough to Make Us Forget the 2023 CoL crisis
0London - In an unexpected move, supermarket giant, Sainsbury's, has announced a reduction in the prices of its own-brand bread and butter. A spokesperson for Sainsbury's stated that the prices of these household staples would be cut by up to 30%, in an attempt to help customers who are struggling to make ends meet...
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Rishi Sunak Saves the Day: Millionaire PM Spreads Generosity to Struggling Brits, Insists He's Definitely Not to Blame for Their Financial Woes!
Politics 0LONDON â€" In a heartwarming display of altruism, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced a plan to generously dole out crumbs to the nation's struggling masses, insisting that he, a millionaire banker-turned-politician, is in no way responsible for their dire financial straits....
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Beckham in threesome ending with a delightful high tea
Entertainment 0David Beckham, notorious for being the poster boy of wholesome, is now apparently a full-time tea party thrower. According to sources close to the situation, Beckham recently participated in a threesome that ended with a delightful high...
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Glitter Critter: Devon Man Arrested for Sparkling Too Brightly in Public
0In the small town of Bere, Devon, locals are used to seeing their fair share of eccentric characters. But none quite as glittery as 35-year-old Larry Jenkins. According to eyewitnesses, Jenkins was arrested for "causing a public disturbance with excessive glitter usage" after...
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James Nobody Shocked to Discover Interest Rates Will Remain High
Business 0In a shocking turn of events, James Nobody, a self-proclaimed financial guru, was stunned to learn that UK interest rates will remain high for the foreseeable future. According to sources close to Mr. Nobody, he was overheard shouting, "I can't believe it! This is madness!"...
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Vernon Kaye says "more of the same"
Entertainment 0Vernon Kay, the radio presenter who's best known for... well, to be honest, we're not entirely sure what he's best known for, has announced that his new Radio 2 show will be "more of the same."...
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King Charles and Loch Ness Monster "snapped" together
0Local photographer, Jane Smith, was shocked to discover an incredibly rare moment while going through her latest batch of photographs. Amongst her images of wildflowers and local buildings, Jane stumbled upon a candid shot of King Charles and the Loch Ness Monster sharing a cup of tea together....
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Chaos at Royal Mail: single missed delivery brings strife
Politics 0LONDON - In a stunning new development, the Royal Mail is set to be investigated for a single missed delivery. Members of Parliament were shocked to hear about the mistake, as the Royal Mail has long been known for its punctuality and dependability....
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