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Twitter gives verified status to user claiming to be Bigfoot, public demands proof of existence

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In a shocking move, Twitter has bestowed the coveted blue checkmark to a user claiming to be the one and only Bigfoot. While some...

New Japanese Start-Up, 'BikeButtLuxury', Launches Revolutionary Way to Bring Sweat-Stained Gym Gear into Your Home Decor!

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The world has been rocked by a new wave of luxury furniture, made from what was once considered discarded gym equipment. BikeButtLuxury is the start-up behind the trend, taking male gym bike seats and transforming them into chic and stylish seating options. But the response from the public has been mixed....

Breaking News: Social media to face-altering filter ban shakes up influencers everywhere

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In a move that has left Instagram models and vloggers alike reeling, social media sites have announced a ban on face-altering filters. In a statement released yesterday, the platforms cited concerns over the impact that such filters may have on young people's self-esteem - a...

Game makers to develop all future software to run on toasters to ensure compatibility

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In a shocking turn of events, the Entertainment Software Association announced that all PC games will now be manufactured on toaster ovens. This decision came after years of struggling to ensure compatibility with all devices, resulting in the infamous "Will it run doom?" meme...

Green thumbs beware! Talking to your houseplants may make them smarter but turn you into a plant-brained pea!

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According to a recent study, communicating with your greenery can stimulate their growth and brain function. However, it also comes with a cost - your mental clarity....

Facebook Announces New Data Policy: No More Snooping, Just Mind-Reading

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In a shocking announcement, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declared that the social media giant will no longer be storing any data about its users. But before you breathe a sigh of relief, the catch is that Facebook will instead start collecting all your thoughts and emotions....

New Robot Sensation Reveals that Purple Tastes Like Chicken, According to Study

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In an unexpected and groundbreaking development, scientists have created a robot that can taste colors. The gadget, nicknamed "RoboTongue" by scientists, is the first of its kind to cross the sensory taste barrier in machines....

Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona

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Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....

"Triple-DNA" Baby Born in UK, Causing Confusion Amongst Geneticists and Aliens Everywhere

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LONDON - In a landmark scientific breakthrough, a baby has been born that has genetic material from three different people. This has sent the world of science into chaos, with experts scrambling to figure out what to call this tripartite creation. "We're thinking about 'threeploid'...

Science and technology news is probably the headline section that we most enjoy writing for here at Laughsend. There's such an amazing array of funny things to write about, from hi-tech gadgets to Yahweh being found in a taco - two of our best parody writers have an IT background, and fight (scissors/paper/stone) for the right to write our technology articles, because they love their computers and gadgets so much. The other writer just likes to laugh at them while duelling, and in the background just write funny news stories about cool things like dinosaur's fridges, DNA that can make an inside-out you, and magnets - because they're so neat!

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