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New Motorola Moto 720 to have 2 screens and a built-in mini-espresso machine

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Introducing the Latest Moto 720: The Phone That Wakes You Up and Keeps You Goin...

Out of This World: Eurovision 2023 to Celebrate Unique Talents of Martian Robots

In an unprecedented move, the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest has announced that its lineup will include a special performance by a group of singing robots hailing all the way from Mars. While the decision has been met with mixed reactions from some of the more conventional Eurovision...

Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy

The world was stunned last week as the first full-sized scans of the Titanic's wreckage were released to the public. Never before has such a detailed picture been revealed, exposing every inch of the infamous sunk ship...

Tax Cheats Ready to Take Gold Medal in Olympic-style Games of Tax Evasion

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In what promises to be the most exciting event since the invention of indoor plumbing, tax cheats from all over the world are gearing up to compete in the first-ever Olympic-style games of tax evasion....

Ed Sheeran Accused of Stealing More Than Just Our Hearts

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In a shocking turn of events, crooner Ed Sheeran made an appearance in an NYC courtroom today to face allegations that his hit song "Thinking Out Loud" steals from the iconic Marvin Gaye classic "Let's Get It On." Fans are devastated, not only by the accusations but by...

New Robot Sensation Reveals that Purple Tastes Like Chicken, According to Study

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In an unexpected and groundbreaking development, scientists have created a robot that can taste colors. The gadget, nicknamed "RoboTongue" by scientists, is the first of its kind to cross the sensory taste barrier in machines....

Breaking News: Social media to face-altering filter ban shakes up influencers everywhere

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In a move that has left Instagram models and vloggers alike reeling, social media sites have announced a ban on face-altering filters. In a statement released yesterday, the platforms cited concerns over the impact that such filters may have on young people's self-esteem - a...

The Great British Bake-off star creates emergency pop-up book for Sudan

In a surprising move, "The Great British Bake-Off" sensation Mary Berry has put down her baking utensils and picked up a pen to create an emergency pop-up book for Sudan....

Local Werewolf community outraged at heavy metal fans

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A recent study has found that listening to heavy metal music can turn you into a werewolf. This has caused an uproar in the werewolf community, with many feeling offended and misunderstood....

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