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James Nobody Shocked to Discover Interest Rates Will Remain High
UK News 0In a shocking turn of events, James Nobody, a self-proclaimed financial guru, was stunned to learn that UK interest rates will remain high for the foreseeable future. According to sources close to Mr. Nobody, he was overheard shouting, "I can't believe it! This is madness!"...
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Quarantine Snack Consumption Soars
UK News 0In a year of seemingly never-ending bad news, a new report has emerged that has left many Brits feeling sour...
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Chaos at Royal Mail: single missed delivery brings strife
UK News Politics 0LONDON - In a stunning new development, the Royal Mail is set to be investigated for a single missed delivery. Members of Parliament were shocked to hear about the mistake, as the Royal Mail has long been known for its punctuality and dependability....
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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".
US News Politics 5A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....
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Unwanted Chairs Get a New Home: In Pet Palaces Across Japan
World 0In a move that's sure to cause a frenzy in Japan's already crowded pet market, a Japanese start-up is selling used office chairs as luxury furniture for pets. The move is proving to be quite popular with pet owners who are looking for a cheap yet stylish way to pamper their furry friends....
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Nocheerios Cereal: the Perfect Dry Breakfast That Sunk a Company
US News 0News just in: Nocheerios breakfast cereal has caused a stir in the cereal world, bankrupting its manufacturer, Cheerful Cereals Inc. It turns out that the cereal was designed specifically to be eaten dry, without adding milk...
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Local Diners Lose Their Minds Over New Buffet Concept
US News 0In a world where every struggling restaurant is forced to reinvent itself, one eatery has turned to the most entertaining restaurant concept yet: all-you-can-eat buffets served on moving conveyor belts! Cue the chaos and hilarity....
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Big Pharma Takes on H2o: Introducing Anti-water, the New Way to Stay Thirsty!
US News 0In a bold move, a pharmaceutical company is set to release a new product that they claim will revolutionize the way people think about hydration. Anti-Water, the world's first ever anti-hydrating agent, promises to keep you thirsty all day long...
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