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Facebook Announces New Data Policy: No More Snooping, Just Mind-Reading
Business 0In a shocking announcement, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declared that the social media giant will no longer be storing any data about its users. But before you breathe a sigh of relief, the catch is that Facebook will instead start collecting all your thoughts and emotions....
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James Corden Says Goodbye to America and Everyone Says 'good Riddance'
Entertainment 0LOS ANGELES - Late-night talk show host James Corden signed off for the final time Friday night, bidding farewell to his American audience with a heartfelt message....
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Celebrity shocker: Tom Hanks not always smiling and occasionally riddled by "emotion"
0Tom Hanks, America's favorite actor and all-around nice guy, shocked the world today by admitting that he's not always as wholesome as he seems. In an exclusive, Hanks revealed that he has a "dark side" that he keeps hidden from the public....
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Clown vs Sleepy Joe: let battle commence
Politics 0Washington D.C. - As if 2024 wasn't likely to be tough enough on Americans, it looks like we're in for another round of political drama as Joe Biden and Donald Trump gear up for a presidential run-in sequel nobody asked...
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Writers' Strike Leaves America Wondering Who Will Tell Them What to Laugh At
Entertainment 0NEW YORK CITY, NY - In a shocking development, late-night talk show hosts Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert have announced that they will be taking a hiatus from their shows due to the ongoing TV writers' strike. Millions of Americans are now left wondering who will foot the ever-crucial task of telling them what to laugh...
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Local Resident Arrested for Sneezing Like a Speeding Train
Health 0In a shocking turn of events, a man has been taken into custody for sneezing too loudly in public. The incident took place inside New York's Central Park where the sneeze could reportedly be heard from two blocks away, causing mass panic among the residents....
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Local Diners Lose Their Minds Over New Buffet Concept
Business 0In a world where every struggling restaurant is forced to reinvent itself, one eatery has turned to the most entertaining restaurant concept yet: all-you-can-eat buffets served on moving conveyor belts! Cue the chaos and hilarity....
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Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona
Politics 0Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....
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